Ah, April 1st - when practical jokes reign supreme and trust issues peak for 24 hours. But let's face it: when you're single, dating feels like April Fools' Day all year round. You've probably told or heard these fibs yourself - and if we're honest, you've fallen for them too. Time to laugh (and cringe!) at these classic dating lies we all keep believing.
Here are four hilariously relatable love lies - and what they really mean:

"I'm totally over my ex."

This lie slides out effortlessly, often paired with a casual shrug, but your Instagram search history tells another story. We say it to convince others (and ourselves) that we're emotionally available. Yet secretly checking their stories or wondering "what if?" keeps us stuck in the past. Here's the truth: healing takes time, and that's totally okay. But maybe skip bringing up your ex on a first date - your new match wants to know about you, not your dating ghosts.

Conversation tip: Instead of avoiding your past completely, briefly acknowledge it and pivot to your excitement about new possibilities.

"I love hiking."

Admit it, your "hiking" experience is limited to scrolling through picturesque outdoor photos on social media or taking scenic walks to your local café. But somehow, hiking has become the universal dating hobby. This lie speaks to a deeper desire: we want to be perceived as adventurous, outdoorsy, and open to new experiences - even if our sneakers have barely seen dirt.

Pro tip: If you actually end up on a hike date, choose an easy trail and pack delicious snacks. The outdoors is always more appealing when there’s food involved.

"I'm not looking for anything serious."

Ah, the self-protective fib. Often translated as "I’m not sure about you yet," this phrase leaves room for flexibility - and plausible deniability if things don't work out. Ironically, it's usually uttered by the person who later ends up catching feelings first. If you've found yourself here, it might be time to reconsider why you're dating and what you're truly looking for. Honesty, even if vulnerable, always pays off in the long run.

Dating hack: Clarify your intentions early to save yourself, and others, from unnecessary confusion and heartache.

"I'm just really bad at texting."

Let's get real, everyone magically becomes a texting genius when they're genuinely interested. Slow texters aren't typically slow; they're selective. This lie is about priorities, not proficiency. If texts arrive slower than the last hour of your workday, it's a gentle signal: you're probably not at the top of their list. Recognize the pattern, and don’t waste your energy decoding mixed signals.

Quick fix: Match texting expectations early on. It sets healthy boundaries and mutual understanding from the start.

Final tip:

Let's leave the pranks to April 1st and commit to authenticity year-round. Real connections thrive on honesty, even if it's hilariously awkward. Happy dating, and remember: being genuine is always more attractive than any well-intended fib.
Your turn: What's the funniest dating lie you've told or believed? Spill the tea!